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M. E. R. The roster is made up of Mutants who have been trained and educated in the use of their powers at the Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. Mutants are often hated and feared by other humans because they are different from themselves. Spending most of his adult years studying mutation at Oxford University, Professor Charles Xavier who himself was a secret mutant telepath formed the legendary X- Men to protect a world that hates and fears them. Working with Moira Mac. The Magic Knight trope as used in popular culture. Most mages are of the Squishy Wizard variety, able to work eldritch wonders but not take a punch.Ferno the Fire Dragon Series: Beast Quest Book 1. An evil wizard has enchanted the magical beasts of Avantia. Is Tom the hero Avantia has been waiting for? Taggart, he eventually decided to start a school for mutants, training them to be what would eventually become his first . With reports about a young mutant accidentally endangering and then saving a crowd of people with an optic blast, Charles traveled to Washington D. C., seeking out FBI agent Fred Duncan, assigned to investigate reports of mutants. Xavier convinced Duncan to allow him to enroll young mutants in his private school and train them to battle evil mutants. Rescuing the boy from the clutches of evil mutant Jack Winters. Next, Cyclops and the Professor rescued young Bobby Drake, a mutant commanding extreme cold and moisture, from an angry lynch mob. The first mission brought them to Cape Citadel, Florida and in direct confrontation with the self- styled . Although this adventure hailed the X- Men as heroes, growing anti- mutant hysteria eventually marred the X- Men's reputation. They first clashed with the X- Men when the Brotherhood took over the nation of Santo Marco. This attempt was foiled thanks to the assistance of the X- Men and the Avengers, beginning the two groups' long- standing association. The X- Men aided Ka- Zar and his saber- toothed cat, Zabu, in defeating the Swamp Men. The X- Men defeated Marko with the aid of the Human Torch. With anti- mutant hysteria again on the rise, scientist Bolivar Trask invented the Sentinels, giant mutant- hunting robots. However, the robots revolted against their master, capturing Trask and the Professor and taking them to their new robotic leader, Master Mold. Comment by Moosepoo "Through a Glass, Darkly" is a Biblical metaphor reference about seeing things clearly, in this case "Obscure Event Witnessed" provided you have a. Nonconsensual fantasies should only be read by consenting adults. Although the archive has stories pertaining to nonconsensual sex acts, we DO NOT condone such acts. Darryl: Well, it's about time. Andy: I got here as soon as I heard. Another dead female, right? Darryl: I've been paging you for over an hour, Truedau. Actor Character Count Series; 1 2 3 4 5; John Hurt: The Great Dragon: 65: Recurring: Rupert Young: Sir Leon: 39: Recurring: Eoin Macken: Sir Gwaine: 30: Recurring. Master Mold planned to enslave the human race but the X- Men saved the Professor. The encounter ended with Trask's death. They attended the wedding of Reed Richards and Susan Storm, aiding in its defense from a legion of party- crashing villains gathered by Doctor Doom. The battle ended with Mimic stripped of his powers and with no memory of the X- Men's civilian identities. Lucifer resurfaced to finalize his master's alien invasion, using the Blob and Unus to pose as X- Men to besmirch the team's standing with the public and otherwise occupy them. Although the Blob and Unus escaped, the X- Men succeeded in foiling Lucifer's plot. Despite the fact that Jean was no longer attending their school, she remained part of the group, although with less regularity. The rest of the team battled El Tigre. Mutant Master. Fearing an imminent threat, the Professor pressed the group to find new recruits. They unsuccessfully pursued Quicksilver, Scarlet Witch and Spider- Man. They recruited Mimic, though, who had regained his memories and powers following a lab explosion at Metro College. He joined the group despite the Puppet Master using him as his pawn to destroy the X- Men. Freeing Banshee from Factor Three's control, the X- Men easily defeated Ogre and foiled the plot. The X- Men stopped the Warlock's world domination plot. The resulting experiment of both science and sorcery ended with the Juggernaut's revival and the Professor on the brink of death. Factor Three mentally contacted the Juggernaut and tried to get him to join their group. The X- Men ultimately stopped the Juggernaut with the aid of Dr. Strange, helping force Marko into the Crimson Cosmos. However, during the process, Factor Three kidnapped the Professor. Without the money to pay for airfare to Europe, the X- Men attempted to raise it but ended up taking a loan from the wealthy philanthropist father of Tom Regal after the X- Men aided in stopping Tom's rampage as the armored Mekano. The group found the X- Men . Before executing the X- Men, Factor Three revealed that they intended to initiate World War III by attacking both the United States and Russia, sparking a nuclear exchange between the two. The X- Men split into two, foiling both plots. Mutant Master was revealed as a member of the alien race, Siris. The X- Men and Factor Three worked together to stop Mutant Master and parted peacefully but vowed to meet again as enemies. Upon returning to the Mansion, the X- Men were rewarded with new costumes designed by Jean. The X- Men were forced to destroy it. Needing time to prepare, the Professor made plans to place himself in seclusion. Approached by the terminally ill Changeling, the Professor imparted some of his mental powers to the dying mutant to aid him in his role of posing as the Professor while Charles prepared for the invasion. The only other member of the X- Men who was made aware of this plan was Jean, who had her mental powers unlocked by the Professor. Xavier went into seclusion while Changeling took his place. During the ensuing battle, the Changeling (posing as the Professor) sacrificed his life to stop Grotesk and saved the Earth. Also wishing to get revenge against the Avengers, Magneto allowed Angel to escape to lure the other team to Magneto's hideout. Although Magneto pitted the X- Men and the Avengers against each other, the two groups succeeded in defeating him. Magneto seemingly perished in an explosion. After the X- Men were read Xavier's final will, bequeathing everything to them, they were forced to battle the Juggernaut. Juggernaut had been temporarily returned to Earth before being shunted off to the Crimson Cosmos once more. After the battle, agent Duncan informed the group that by government order the X- Men were to disband for their own safety. After Beast and Iceman battled the Warlock (now calling himself the Maha Yogi). They learned that Mesmero, a mutant hypnotist, was amassing an army of mutants in the name of Magneto to enslave humanity. Believing Lorna to be the daughter of Magneto, the army captured Lorna and Iceman, and took them to Mesmero's Mutant City outside of San Francisco. There they activated Lorna's latent mutant powers. The X- Men came to Bobby's rescue and learned that the group was seemingly led by Magneto (actually a robot. The X- Men managed to escape, but Lorna stayed behind, deciding to remain loyal to her supposed father. The X- Men returned to destroy the Mutant City, having Cyclops pose as an evil mutant named Erik the Red in order to infiltrate the militia. During the ensuing battle, Iceman revealed to Lorna evidence proving that she was not Magneto's daughter, and she helped the X- Men defeat Magneto and Mesmero. This prompted Magneto to flee and detonate Mutant City. Escaping with the X- Men, Lorna returned with them to New York City. The Kristen Archives - Just Interracial Stories. Thexxxee - A liberated female of 1. Jezebel for a group of African graduate and post graduate students who are studying at a Midwest USA university. Ahead of him in Marseille his bride was waiting after running out on him their first night together in Paris. Utter, utter stupidity, he grimaced, the details of their last hour together flickering through his mind like the reel of an old silent movie. Perhaps he had been a little rough, but by God she had it coming to her. Master - A teenage boy runs away from home. Then almost at once he's kidnapped by two men with an unusual fetish. She wasn't about to let a little thing like marriage stop her from fucking her beloved black cocks. Had he known the outcome he would never have asked her. Her friend Amy has a big present for her. Darl, Amy's 2. 1 year old brother, who has an overly large cock. She encounters two major problems when they fly into Detroit to perform at a private show. I think, she just mistook my brother's cock for mine and then everything possible went wrong.. Things go MUCH better than he ever planned. She had always wanted to know what black was like and she was not disappointed. It's located on a private island off the coast of Florida. The men have an exclusive club they named, Ace of Spades. The couples are well to do. Husbands are busy running their businesses & making money while their gorgeous attractive wives are left home bored and with nothing to do. Danny has plans to change all that. It tells of an older lady who fantasizes about and craves black cock. If you like to read about interracial sex, this one is for you. He was supposed to share a farm with her and look after her. He did more than what was required. One day he got his wish and much, much more. Beware the liberal use of the . This story is long and the seduction is stretched out. In the end, everyone will live happily ever after. Since the day that we met in person, which was also the first time that he fucked me, I have been a slave to his big black cock. I have promised to fulfill any sexual desire that he has if he will not deprive me of his wonderful lovemaking. He has tested this devotion, by pushing his huge cock deep inside my ass until I thought I would split in two. And having me write his friends and offer myself to them for sex. She becomes separated and is kidnapped and abused by jungle savages and other nasty sorts. There is no real violence.. Our heroine does come out essentially unharmed in the end. Revised and complete edition. What she finds when she arrives will test her resolve. Their father, an oil engineer, wanted to keep his high paying contract with the country's government. All three white daughters became sex toys to powerful older African. A tale of incest, young erotic love, pregnancy and depravity. When nature takes it course between two handsome black boys and an attractive and eager, white latch- key girl. With her arms tied above her, and her legs tethered by long silken scarves to the posts and iron frame of the hotel bed, she could hear her own breathing accelerate with each passing moment. The man she finds turns out to be black and she enjoys the meeting. Husband's life is saved by the quick action of the lodge owner and fishing guide. For saving his life, the guide has specific expectations from the beautiful wife. Will the couple stand firm? But after a short time, she finds out that his girlfriend only adds to the excitement of the evening. She agrees to do that with a stipulation that her husband will then do something for her in return. Boy, does he get a surprise! They learn a deep and abiding lesson in race relations. Working in the department store, Alice worked the cash register and it was easy to . I'm not even ashamed to admit I don't want to be gay, but... I won't say any more about the content, I think it speaks for itself. Comments are more than welcome. He gets caught in more than he bargained for as she traps him into becoming her family's slave. Before long she becomes a toy to one of her students. She meets Grace Morris and her prayers are answered. The sexy woman gets duped by the teens and wakes up with a terrible headache and lots of doubts. She is especially into anal and interracial sex. This story isn't for everyone. As if the charge of raping a minor was not bad enough, for John it was even worse, because Janice was white and he was black. The trial was scheduled to start in a week. Andrea, my wife and I were both students at North Dakota State when we met. I was a junior, and she was a freshman. While I was a city boy (Fargo) she came from a tiny farming community in the western end of the state. At 2. 1, Andrea was 5' 3. Her only solace was today was the fourth Friday of the month and on the fourth Friday Angela indulged her secret life. Just thinking about what things she would be required to do in another four hours caused the wetness to form between her legs. Her unknowing husband, however, insists she continue attending his philosophy meetings, with predictable consequences. I knew from the beginning that Carrie was something special, that I was going to have to save her for a very special occasion. I had lost my first- ever boyfriend, and there is a saying, 'the older they are, the harder they fall'. I had fallen madly in love with a Gay Asian Male (GAM), I visited his hometown where we had a wild week in a hotel and lots of sight- seeing, but when he came to Australia, my dreams were shattered when he found there were a lot more of us GWMs than in his home country, and he could pick and choose. I wasn't the chosen one! Only this time the guy decides to get his soon to be ex- wife, snot- flying drunk and she has the time of her life, even if she can't remember what happened the next day. Not even she realizes she has chocolate fantasies that lay deep within her. But when they come out, that's not the only thing that lies deep within. Hooper - On the eve of her twelfth wedding anniversary, which she is celebrating alone, Jeannie reminisces about her previous anniversaries. She does this while chatting with her husband on her laptop computer. Todd has left her an anniversary present on the form of a huge black dildo, which presently has Jeannie very uncomfortable. The wife has something very special planned with a black man. During the course of our marriage I felt like I came close to getting her to agree to a threesome but it just never happened. I finally made it happen after 3. I imagined.(MMF, wife, voy, intr, reluc) Anonymous Gangbang - by Maria Pollick - One of the most stimulating sexual turn- ons for me and my husband is to tell each other about our sexual meetings with other people. Jay is never more aroused than when I relate in graphic detail my sex with another man. I, in turn, get off listening to him describe how he fucks other women. Wife is sexually tempted by the tribal Magi. My wife reluctantly involved, while I watched. Compulsion to accept further involvement - - she's helpless to alter events; consequences ensue. She decides to go out on a date with a black man while her husband is out of town. He asked for an open marriage but hasn't had any luck picking up woman at the bar. On the other hand, his wife found herself a boyfriend. He happens to be a black man. Tony starts getting jealous. I'd done a few things with guys before this, but nothing as blatant as I did this time. Now I'm out of the closet but back then this was a huge deal for me. As she grows into a stunning Asian beauty, she develops a lopsided view of sex. Husband arranges for his black colleague to fuck his horny Asian wife while he watches. So to save face, I had no choice but to ask my hot wife to don a wig and be the entertainment. Little did I know, what the entertainment would entail. I would turn the tables on David and make love to him. Up until now David had controlled the pace of our lovemaking, but not today. He loved his job and would never do anything to endanger that position. Coach gets seduced by athlete's mom. Which should have been fine for my viewing pleasure, but when they also fed some cock cream to me it was a fantastic bonus. With a few bad choices, he moves from an intelligent outcast, to sex toy. Following her into depths of perversion, and abuse that most people only have nightmares about. Something for everyone. The student comes by his teacher's place to help her move, which he does, in more than one way. But is Jenny suffering jet lag? It can't be rape if it's consensual, can it? The work makes her sore so she feels the need for a massage and then she feels a need for the masseuse.. Inside her ovulating womb. She'd been having an affair with this man for nearly a year. My dad took me away, saying that mum was no fit parent for a teenage girl. Which of her lovers should be the one ot make her pregnant? This is Mother Debbie, again. In my little corner of the World Wide Web I'm your sounding board, advisor and provider of motherly advice to those mothers' sons who are in the less endowed crowd. He seduces each of the women in the club who are all white. Riter - Mandy and I started dating in the seventh grade. She's the only woman I've dated and I've always thought I was the luckiest man alive to have her. Why she picked me, I'll never know. I hate racism and plan to cure her of any hate she may be harboring, only to find out that I relied on some bad really bad medicine. It gives women a chance to take it out on men. I became interested in this type of . She becomes sex addict to the enjoyment of her husband. Working in a bar she descends into drugs and prostitution. He is a miserable failure and is arrested on the spot. His helpless and distraught wife is soon victimized by her employers and others. And Rodney - by Anon - A lovely, petite, 5. During their lovemaking, she has a reverie anticipating the upcoming visit from another lover, a muscular, huge black athlete - virile and several years younger than she, but whom she matches in sexual proclivity and appetite. Charmed (TV series) - Wikiquote. Charmed (1. 99. 8–2. Charmed Ones - the most powerful good witches of all time to exist. Now they must vanquish evil and save innocents while living their lives as normal women in the real world. Life isn't so easy when you're Charmed. In Season 4, half- sister Paige Matthews took over for the dearly departed Prue (Shannen Doherty), to once again form the Charmed Ones and fight evil and save innocents. Starring Holly Marie Combs as Piper, Alyssa Milano as Phoebe and Rose Mc. Gowan as Paige. Season 1. Season 2. Season 3. Season 4. Season 5. Season 6. Season 7. Season 8. Something Wicca This Way Comes. Witch Trial. The Honeymoon's Over. Charmed Again, Pt 1. A Witch's Tail, Pt 1. Valhalley of the Dolls, Pt 1. A Call to Arms. Still Charmed and Kicking. I've Got You Under My Skin. Morality Bites. Magic Hour. Charmed Again, Pt 2. A Witch's Tail, Pt 2. Valhalley of the Dolls, Pt 2. The Bare Witch Project. Malice in Wonderland. Thank You for Not Morphing. The Painted World. Once Upon a Time. Hell Hath No Fury. Happily Ever After. Forget Me.. Not. Cheaper By the Coven. Run Piper, Run. Dead Man Dating. The Devil's Music. All Halliwell's Eve. Enter the Demon. Siren’s Song. The Power of Three Blondes. Charrrmed! Desperate Housewitches. Dream Sorcerer. She’s a Man, Baby, a Man! Sight Unseen. Size Matters. Witches in Tights. Love’s A Witch. Styx Feet Under. Rewitched. The Wedding from Hell. That Old Black Magic. Primrose Empath. A Knight to Remember. The Eyes Have It. My Three Witches. Once in a Blue Moon. Kill Billie Vol. 1. The Fourth Sister. They’re Everywhere. Power Outage. Brain Drain. Sympathy for the Demon. Soul Survivor. Someone to Witch Over Me. The Lost Picture Show. The Truth is Out There.. Hellfire. Coyote Piper. Muse to My Ears. Sam I Am. Little Monsters. There’s Something About Leo. Hulkus Pocus. Wicca Envy. Heartbreak City. We All Scream for Ice Cream. A Paige from the Past. Y Tu Mummy Tambien. Chris Crossed. Witchness Protection. Vaya Con Leos. Feats of Clay. Reckless Abandon. Blinded by the Whitelighter. Trial By Magic. The Importance of Being Phoebe. Witchstock. Ordinary Witches. Mr. Witch. The Wendigo. Awakened. Wrestling With Demons. Lost and Bound. Centennial Charmed. Prince Charmed. Extreme Makeover: World Edition. Payback's a Witch. From Fear to Eternity. Animal Pragmatism. Bride and Gloom. Charmed and Dangerous. House Call. Used Karma. Charmageddon. Repo Manor. Secrets and Guys. Pardon My Past. The Good, the Bad, and the Cursed. The Three Faces of Phoebe. Sand Francisco Dreamin’The Legend of Sleepy Halliwell. Carpe Demon. 12 Angry Zen. Is There a Woogy in the House? Give Me a Sign. Just Harried. Marry- Go- Round. The Day the Magic Died. I Dream of Phoebe. Show Ghouls. The Last Temptation of Christy. Which Prue is it Anyway? Murphy's Luck. Death Takes a Halliwell. The Fifth Halliwheel. Baby's First Demon. The Courtship of Wyatt's Father. The Seven Year Witch. Engaged and Confused. That '7. 0s Episode. How to Make a Quilt Out of Americans. Pre- Witched. Saving Private Leo. Lucky Charmed. Hyde School Reunion. Scry Hard. Generation Hex. When Bad Warlocks Turn Good. Chick Flick. Sin Francisco. Bite Me. Cat House. Spin City. Little Box of Horrors. The Torn Identity. Out of Sight. Ex Libris. The Demon Who Came in from the Cold. We’re Off to See the Wizard. Nymphs Just Wanna Have Fun. Crimes and Witch- Demeanors. Freaky Phoebe. The Jung and the Restless. The Power of Two. Astral Monkey. Exit Strategy. Long Live the Queen. Sense and Sense Ability. A Wrong Day’s Journey into Right. Imaginary Fiends. Gone with the Witches. Love Hurts. Apocalypse Not. Look Who’s Barking. Womb Raider. Necromancing the Stone. Witch Wars. Death Becomes Them. Kill Billie Vol. You know, Piper, I would have been here to wait for an electrician myself, but you know I can't leave museum until six. I didn't even have time to change. Piper: I just.. I didn't realize how long I was in Chinatown. Did Jeremy call? Prue: No, but he had some roses and a package delivered. What were you doing in Chinatown? I through that you had an interview at North Beach. Piper: I did, but later I went to Young. Li market after my interview to get the ingredients for my audition recipe tomorrow. Prue: So that Wolfgang cook did not hire you today? Piper: No, but this just may get me the job. Prue: Jeremy sent you port? Piper: It's the ultimate ingredient for my recipe. Prue: Nice boyfriend. Piper: Oh my God. Tell me that's not our old spirit board. Prue: Yeah, I found it in the basement when I was looking for the circuit tester. Piper: . May this give you the light to find the shadows. The Power of Three will set you free. Another dead female, right? Mid to late 2. 0s? Darryl: I've been paging you for over an hour, Truedau. Where have you been? Andy: Oakland. Checking out a lead. Darry: What lead? Andy: One that didn't go anywhere. Darryl: You're avoiding my question. Andy: Because you don't want to know I went to an occult shop. Darryl: You hate me, don't you? You wanna see me suffer. Andy: I want to solve these murders. Someone's after witches. Darryl: Women. Andy: That women up there, I bet she was killed by an atham. Double- edged steel knife. Andy: Right. It's a ceremonial tool. Witches use them to direct energy. Darryl: That women didn't direct jack. Plain and simple. Andy: Was she found near an altar? Darryl: Yes. Andy: Were there carvings on that altar? Darryl: Just do me a favor. Don't ever follow a lead without checking with me first. Andy: You want to go to occult shops? Darryl: Just get to work, okay? Jeremy: Inspector Truedau! Jeremy Burns, San Francisco Chronicle. You care to comment? Andy: A women was stabbed. Plain and simple. Jeremy: That's the third one in three weeks. Prue: I don't get it. I have checked everything. There's no reason why the chandelier should not be working. Piper: We've been talking about what to do with that spare room. I think you're right, we do need a roommate. Prue: Well we could rent out a room at a reduced rate in exchange to help around the house. Piper: Phoebe's good with a wrench. Prue: Phoebe lives in New York. Piper: Not anymore. Prue: What? Piper: She left New York. She's moving back in with us. Prue: You've got to be kidding. Piper: Well, I could hardly say no. It's her house too; it was willed to all of us. Prue: Yeah, months ago. And we haven't seen her or spoken to her since. Piper: Well, you haven't spoken to her. Prue: No, I haven't. Maybe you forgot why I'm so mad at her. Piper: Well, of course not, but she had nowhere else to go. She lost her job, she's in debt. Prue: And this is news? How long have you known about this anyway? Piper: A couple of days. Maybe a week, or two.. Prue: Thanks for sharing. When does she arrive? Phoebe: Surprise! I found the hide- a- key! Piper: Phoebe, welcome home. It's so good to see you. Isn't it, Prue? Prue: I'm speechless. Phoebe: Oops, I forget about the cab. Piper: I'll get it. Prue: Piper, that's my purse! Phoebe: Thanks, I'll pay you back. Prue: Is that all that you brought? Phoebe: That's all that I own, that and bike. Look, I know that you don't want me here.. Prue: We're not selling Gram's house. Phoebe: Is that why you think I came back? Prue: Look, the only reason Piper and I gave up our apartment and moved back was because this house has been in our family for generations. Phoebe: No history lesson needed. So, can we talk about what's really bothering you? Prue: No, I'm still furious with you. Phoebe: So, you'd rather have a tense reunion filled with boring chitchat and unimportant small talk? Prue: No, but otherwise we won't have anything to talk about. Phoebe: I never touched Roger. Prue: Whoa! Phoebe: I know you think otherwise because that's what that Armani- wearing- chardonnay- slugging- trust- funder told you, but.. Piper: Hey! Why don't I make a fabulous reunion dinner? Prue: I'm not hungry. Phoebe: Ate on the bus. Piper: Okay, we'll try a group hug later. Piper: It's me. Phoebe: Come on in. Oh, thank God, I'm starving! Piper: I figured. Hey, that's my boyfriend, Jeremy. What happened? Phoebe: Oh, some women got whacked. Piper: . So, why didn't you tell Prue I was coming back? Piper: And risk her changing the locks? Besides, you should have been the one to tell her, not me. Phoebe: Good point, Chicken Little. It's just so hard for me to talk to her. She's always been more like a mother. Piper: It's not her fault, she practically had to sacrifice.. Piper and Phoebe: .. Piper: .. raise us. Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Piper: Hey, we're lucky she was so responsible. You and I had it easy. All we had to do is be there. Phoebe: Yeah, well, I don't need a mom anymore. You know, I need a sister. Prue: Hey. This was always the coldest room in the house. Phoebe: Thanks. Phoebe: I forgot your question. Piper: I asked if Prue was going to have sex with someone other than herself this year. Phoebe: That's disgusting. Piper is walking towards the door. Prue is following her.)Prue: Don't you think you're overreacting? We are perfectly safe here. Piper: Don't say that. In horror movies, the person who says that is always the next to die. Phoebe. Hear now the words of the witches. The secrets we hid in the night. The oldest of gods are invoked here. The great work of magic is sought.. In this night and in this hour. I call upon the ancient power. Bring your powers to we sisters three! We want the power. Give us the power. Phoebe: No. According to the Book Of Shadows, one of our ancestors was a witch, named Melinda Warren. Piper: And we have a cousin who's a drunk, an aunt who's manic, and a father who's invisible. Prue: Excuse me, Phoebe, but I'm not exactly in a homeopathic mood right now! Phoebe: Well, move your headache out of your mind. I thought that you landed on your arm, not your head. Phoebe: You don't believe me? Prue: Of course I don't believe you! Phoebe: (in a sing- song voice) Roger .. He died the day he moved out. Phoebe: What are you talking about? He's always been a major button- pusher for you. You're mad he's alive, you're mad that I tried to find him, and you're mad that I moved back. Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad. You killed all those women. Jeremy: Not women, witches.
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